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I want to say something about all the douchebaggery thats going around in the world today. For those of you who don't know, a "Douche" is someone, not unlike an asshole, who really needs somebody to slap them in the face, really, REALLY hard - in hopes of maybe placing some sense into them.

Therefore, Douchebaggery would be known as the acts of a douchebag. Of course, a Douchebag is someone that has ascended from the basic level of "Douche" and has become something far, far worse.

In this second stage, merely slapping some sense into them would prove to be highly ineffective. Nay, I dare say it would have the opposite effect, as douchebags tend to be highly ignorant; foolish people.

Why must there be such douchebaggery abound in our world today??? There are so many problems going on already: The economy, War in the middle east, Bruno...

Why must we deal with such petty annoyances such as douchebaggery as well? People, let me just say that if you know a douchebag, I mean in a personal level, please for the love of GOD, please set the unholy bastard straight in hopes that he will never douche again! Because honestly, we only need 3 kinds of people in the world: Dicks, Pussys, and Assholes, and Goddamnit, we dont need DOUCHEBAGS!!!

Thank you.