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I'll fuckin' kill you.

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2009-09-11 01:59:54 by Inocuchino

I want to say something about all the douchebaggery thats going around in the world today. For those of you who don't know, a "Douche" is someone, not unlike an asshole, who really needs somebody to slap them in the face, really, REALLY hard - in hopes of maybe placing some sense into them.

Therefore, Douchebaggery would be known as the acts of a douchebag. Of course, a Douchebag is someone that has ascended from the basic level of "Douche" and has become something far, far worse.

In this second stage, merely slapping some sense into them would prove to be highly ineffective. Nay, I dare say it would have the opposite effect, as douchebags tend to be highly ignorant; foolish people.

Why must there be such douchebaggery abound in our world today??? There are so many problems going on already: The economy, War in the middle east, Bruno...

Why must we deal with such petty annoyances such as douchebaggery as well? People, let me just say that if you know a douchebag, I mean in a personal level, please for the love of GOD, please set the unholy bastard straight in hopes that he will never douche again! Because honestly, we only need 3 kinds of people in the world: Dicks, Pussys, and Assholes, and Goddamnit, we dont need DOUCHEBAGS!!!

Thank you.

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Valkyrie 50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world. Medal Stats.
Zombie Hydra 10 Points Slay the undead dragon. Medal Stats.
Sand Worm 10 Points Eat worms for breakfast. Medal Stats.
Giga Golem 10 Points Master the elements. Medal Stats.
Max Radiation 10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time. Medal Stats.
Guardian 10 Points Smash up an elite sentry. Medal Stats.
Kitten Kart 10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress. Medal Stats.
Sword Master 25 Points Try out all swords. Medal Stats.
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 5 different games.)